She Sits on top of me and I can barley breath
She's eatin take-out with my face between her knees
I come up for some air and it stares back at me
she's got a dick and now I wanna cry mommy
I gotta get some air or I am gonna die
I take a deep breath in and I can smell french fries
She's sippin on a shake and chewin on a bone
But it's too late, I've blown my wad and I'm in love
Hungry Hungry Hermaphrodite X3
She's got me in her sights
Hungry Hungry Hermaphrodite X3
You know you wanna take that ride
I can't believe that she's a he and he's a she
Furthermore I'd like to point out that we ruin sheets
I swear to god I've seen her eat a whole fuckin sheep
it wasn't even cooked but it had no time to bleat!
Hungry Hungry Hermaphrodite X3
She's got me in her sights
Hungry Hungry Hermaphrodite X3
She's eatin everything
Hungry Hungry Hermaphrodite X3
She's got a big fat dick!
Oh here he comes, that sexy bitch, his name is joe
he's got the glasses, big nasty beard, and a jew fro
His pants are tight, his impotent, and all the girls know
bright brown shoes with some blues, rides his bike to where he goes
Oh Oh A sexual Joe
you want to know him, love him
Oh Oh A sexual Joe
His friends just call him joe
Oh Oh A sexual Joe
Joe joe joe joe
Oh Oh A sexual Joe
His semen drips, 50 milliliters, at all times
his pants are constantly wet, smells like kiwi and lime
he gets girls pregnant, gets dogs pregnant, no more rhymes!
Went to the woods to find my little girlfriend in the choke hold
Of a fucking Bear,
Thought I was running to her rescue just in time to hear her,
Scream out his name
I'll take you to the waffle stand
Tie both your legs to your right hand
Don't turn this rape into a murder eat your fucking waffle
Don't turn this rape into a murder eat your fucking waffle
See what happened was I met her at a bitchin christmas party,
She said she was a nymph,
So I asked her about unicorns and other woodland creatures,
She said I think you got it wrong
Now I know that there's no such thing
my woodland nymph is really a nympho queen
Don't turn this rape into a murder eat your fucking waffle
Don't turn this rape into a murder eat your fucking waffle
about
This split was recorded after Skeleton Dick and A Dream Asleep shared a stage for an actual, song for song, battle! Both bands on stage at the same time. It was such a fun show that we decided to do a split CD in the same vein.
Both bands used the same names for the songs, however that is where the similarities end! While A Dream Asleep's song titles have nothing to do with the subject, Skeleton Dick's titles are often times the hook and chorus.
A Dream Asleep is a hardnoisecore band...Skeleton Dick is just good old fun Punk Rock. So enjoy the Skeleton Dick songs and if you're into it check out A Dream Asleep!
This is the first recording with Chris "Delron" Laforge on it. He came in at the last minute and helped out with backing vocal arrangements and after a few weeks joined the band full time as the third awesome guitarist! He still plays in 30foot Fall. Although his massive guitar balls are not on this album, his voice is. Skeleton Dick's next album is due to be released in early 2011 and you can expect to hear him on that....so Enjoy Yourself!
Another interesting tid bit of useless information; Mark Kidney, who mastered the album, can be heard on the song A Sexual Joe correcting us. The song was supposed to be Asexual Joe but a great flub while recording a voice over with B.D. Himes resulted in Skeleton Dick changing the name a the very subject of the song.
Buy the $3 album and get 3 hidden tracks!! Are they full songs? Could be! Are they three tracks of music by other people? Possibly! Are they us in the studio talkin about stuff? Yes!
credits
released September 30, 2010
Recorded by Bunny and Studio 12.17, Mastered by Mark Kidney at Digital Services
Skeleton Dick is:
J-Tan: Backing Bass and Vocals
Nicky Da Fish: Backing Drums and Vocals
Chris Machine Vasquez: Backing Lead Guitar and Vocals
Chris Delron Laforge: Backing Lead Guitar and Vocals
Bunny: Backin Lead Vocals and Guitar
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