Name: Asexual Joe
Duration: P00H01M34S
Description: This song was supposed to be, as it says, Asexual Joe. Due to Bunny's horrible handwriting and B.D. Himes' awesome reading skills, it was changed to A Sexual Joe.

Asexual Joe

from The Dream, The Dick, The Split by Skeleton Dick and A Dream Asleep

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This song was supposed to be, as it says, Asexual Joe. Due to Bunny's horrible handwriting and B.D. Himes' awesome reading skills, it was changed to A Sexual Joe.

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Oh here he comes, that sexy bitch, his name is joe
he's got the glasses, big nasty beard, and a jew fro
His pants are tight, his impotent, and all the girls know
bright brown shoes with some blues, rides his bike to where he goes

Oh Oh A sexual Joe
you want to know him, love him
Oh Oh A sexual Joe
His friends just call him joe
Oh Oh A sexual Joe
Joe joe joe joe
Oh Oh A sexual Joe

His semen drips, 50 milliliters, at all times
his pants are constantly wet, smells like kiwi and lime
he gets girls pregnant, gets dogs pregnant, no more rhymes!

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from The Dream, The Dick, The Split, track released November 30, 2010
Words: Bunny Music:Skeleton Dick

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